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  • If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot tot to talk before the tot would totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought, or naught, or what ought to be taught the Hottentot tot? If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot if the Hottentot tot hoots and toots at the Hottentot tutor?

     

    Theophilius Thistle, thistle sifter, sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles. If Theophilius Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted the sieve of unsifted thistles where is the sieve of unsifted thistles Theophilius Thistle, the thistle sifter, sifted?

     

    Slippery sleds slide smoothly down the sluice-way

     

    She sells sea shells by the sea shore, the shells that she sells are see shells for sure

     

    Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran

     

    How now, brown cow?

     

    Short sails should sail surer seawards

     

    Theo thrust a thumb through two or three thick straw thatches

     

    The rate collector correctly collected two or three thick straw thatches

     

    A fitful young fisher named Gabriel Fisher

    Once fished for some fish in a fissure

    Till a fish with a grin

    Pulled the fisherman in -

    Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher

     

    A flea and a fly in a flue

    Were imprisoned, so what could they do?

    Said the fly, "Let us flee!"

    "Let us fly!" said the flea.

    And they flew through a flow in the flue

     

    Five fit fishers shipped six thick fish dishes

     

    Knott and Shott fought a duel. The result was that they changed conditions. Knott was shot and Shott was not. It was better to be Shott then Knott.

     

    A black cat sat on a mat and ate a fat rat. What a black cat!

     

    He sighed, she sighed, they both sighed, side by side, down beside the river side.

     

    If a twist twists a twister and the twist that twists the twister untwists the twister, what becomes of the twist?

     

    Shoals of shrimps and soles should be sold in shrimp shops

     

    If a doctor is doctoring a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doctor the way he usually doctors?

     

    If white chalk chalks on a black blackboard, will black chalk chalk on a white blackboard

     

    What noise annoys an oyster most?

    A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

     

    Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

     

    Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

     

    She slits the sheet she sits on.

     

    A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

     

    Red lolly, yellow lolly.

     

    A twister of twists once twisted a twist.

    and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.

    now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,

    would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

     

    I am a mother pheasant plucker,

    I pluck mother pheasants.

    I am the best mother pheasant plucker,

    that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

     

    Mrs Hunt had a country cut front

    in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

     

    Where Molly had had "had had", "had had" had had the teacher's approval.

     

    Whenever the weather is cold.

    Whenever the weather is hot.

    We'll whether the weather,

    whatever the weather,

    whether we like it or not.

     

    Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...

     

    The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

     

    How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

     

    Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

     

    One smart man, he felt smart.

    Two smart men, they both felt smart.

    Three smart men, they all felt smart.

     

    If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker

    it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock

    or some joker who is slicker

    is going to trick you of your liquor

    if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

     

    Clowns grow glowing crowns.

     

    Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager

    imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

     

    Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers

    Such skill as sewing shirts

    Our shy young sister Suzie shows

    Some soldiers send epistles

    Say they'd rather sleep in thistles

    Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

     

    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

     

    Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.

    Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

     

    Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.

    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.

    But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.

    So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,

    put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.

    So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

     

    A box of biscuits,

    a box of mixed biscuits,

    and a biscuit mixer.

     

    When a doctor doctors a doctor,

    does the doctor doing the doctoring

    doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or

    does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

     

    If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

     

    The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

     

    She sees seas slapping shores.

     

    Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

     

    Betty bought some butter,

    but the butter Betty bought was bitter,

    so Betty bought some better butter,

    and the better butter Betty bought

    was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!

     

    I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

     

    I'm not the fig plucker,

    nor the fig pluckers' son,

    but I'll pluck figs

    Till the fig plucker comes.

     

    One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

     

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck

    if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?

    A woodchuck could chuck as much wood

    as a woodchuck would chuck

    if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

     

    I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought

    I thought I thought.

    If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,

    I wouldn't have thought so much.

     

     

    To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.

    But do not buy too big a toboggan!

    Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

     

    Six stick shifts stuck shut.

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